Roller Jesus

@Jazz_Pirate

I am a Married, Red wine drinking geek. I like playing Xbox, Zombies, watching films, playing Roller Derby, and am yet to find an exception to #Rule34.

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I still have the lights and tv on at this late hour, is the cat trying to tell me something??

I was just following instructions

I have just opened the Hobo with a Shotgun DVD and inside is this, love it.

A one eyed finger monster I spotted yesterday whilst out shopping. Looks kinda friendly

On the plus side these cakes are now ready to eat, and yes that's a bacon cupcake #TastyNoms

#Threadless T-Shirt number 3

In answer to Tesco's how did we do?
Look how much I spent

Today's view since 8.30am #RollerJesusAdventureTime

#Threadless t-shirt day 2

So far Monday is made of #epicwin

The current view of a graveyard #itstoodark

Look at my 80mph hair. Fuck Yeaaaaaaaaah #80mphHair

Only in the countryside #Countrylife

Tee hee hee lady garden

Yay in that case have another from yesterday. Saw a goat, poked it, it made a wet patch

This mug appeared on the draining board this morning, I'm using it for tea #epicwin

I am Captain Fork Beard #Pirate

Look we just saw a badger shape in the road, squeeeeeeeee just for you x x

Another #AnimalPoke an Alpaca Woop Woop

Thanks now with added photo. RT : Awwwwwww ikkle baby wabbit . . . Poked it!!!! #AnimalPoke