Have a happy and #safe #holiday weekend! No Dukes of Hazzard stunts! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

"Drop" your purse in the cool water and I'll retrieve it. Gimme 45 min. http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

We'll have a lot of #sunshine, so make it a slam dunk of a #Wednesday! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

Whoa! I'm really getting dark. I gotta wear more #sunscreen... Join me: http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

Okay...it's #Monday. Have a great day and week, everyone! Join me here: http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

Stronger #wind is coming today! Brace yourself and mind those ears! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

What you have here is a #kitten infestation. It'll take a lot of laser pointers, string, toys & treats to get 'em.

It was an EARLY start to Friday, but a great one! Thank you @catpilafas! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

On a very #warm day, this could be the most thoughtful flower ever! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

More #VERY #warm days are coming...do what you can to stay #cool! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

It's time to get my #hair cut tomorrow, and I DO like #tomatoes, so... http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

Expect a lot of #warm #sunshine, so keep the #shade handy...or tail-y! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

A very #happy #MothersDay to my wonderful #mom, and all the #great moms! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

Saw The Very Good Gatsby. #TheGreatGatsby was a pressure-filled name... http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

I will go out on a limb and say somebody wants the #pool cover removed. http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

#Simon says...stand on one leg! Okay, hide your face! The #duck wins! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

Must...get...to...top...of..Everest! Be...most...famous...climber..EVER! http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

Saw #IronMan 3 yesterday...it's very #good! No #ironing, though... http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

I wonder if #NewMexico is in this rain room (they used the wrong "your") http://www.facebook.com/JasonStiffWeather

Have a happy and safe #CincoDeMayo, everyone... :-)