Strewth scribbler for The Australian, snake fancier, bagpipe groper, cake inhaler and swine buff. All views my own, and probably shallow.
How it will look when Bronnie sweeps this lot aside and leads the country to glory with a mighty junta. #qt
@chriskkenny This is the only food 'n' nutrition advice I want
Christopher Pyne dons an appropriately serious expression. #qt
@ellehardytweets Meanwhile, down below...
I really don't know any more...
When you hear the words "election monitor", this is the grim reality. #npc
Bugger it - Barnaby's face was only another 15 secs away from matching the colour of his tie. #qt
It's just a tie for now, but bit by bit, Greg Hunt is bringing the spirit of Al Grassby back to the House. #qt
Clive speaks! #qt
Probably the least accurate description of Australian TV over the next gazillion hours.
Sorry 'bout that
@sarah_m_turner Now that you've had your visual cortex damaged, here's a safer shot to help you mentally dress him
Bill Glasson would like to go back to talking about Griffith, please.
Marginally less happy Finance Minister talking about SPC.
Happy Finance Minister talking about Peter Costello.
Any fungus-fanciers who can tell me what this is? Is it extraterrestrial? It popped up in our marigold pot.
@GarthGodsman Every time @dannolan tweets in that manner, bear this small thought in mind.
@janecat60 Have a tree snake while we're at it.
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