Author of The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, creator of Mr. Paul Maul, self-help satirist, Huffington Post blogger. It's all good except when it isn't.
Um, Google? Try Google Image Search. Especially when your story is about Tom Cruise & Justin Timberlake.
Parents: How Will You Humiliate Your Children This Halloween?
Someone needs to tell the LA Opera that the guy in their ad for Don Giovanni looks like the dude from "The Room."
Sure, but what about my hotel, Obama? Who's gonna cover that? Jeez.
Hell, I hate him, too, and I'm not even a language professor.
So, I take it she is NOT the one trick?
I'm too sexy for my yurt, too sexy for my yurt, so sexy it hurts.
Thank you, Netherlands! The Dictionary of Sarcasm: translated into Dutch for a bunch of their local smart asses!
Twitter is really coming up in the world! I thought only spam emails contained this kind of mind-boggling syntax.
Date night? Well, I was kinda thinking of a DVD and some takeout, but if you insist...
At last, I have found photographic evidence of the link between American Apparel and human trafficking.
Didn't the Mayans say the apocalypse will occur when Kenny Loggins starts referring to himself in the 3rd person?
I wonder which recipe makes your children taste more delicious?
Please. Anyone who saw this ad on Facebook today. For the sake of the dignity of all humankind: Don't do it.
And they give one of these away to every customer. Best Western, you have restored my faith in corporate America.
You'd think Target would have re-thought the name of their in-store brand before they put it on a box of tampons.
This would be a funny sentiment on any trash receptacle, but it's particularly great for one in Hollywood!
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