Richard Keys is enjoying his new job as a scoreboard operator...

The Corinthian figure of England's (?!) Steve Stone is a ruddy bloody split for Eastenders' very own Mark Fowler

"How foolish does Djibril Cisse feel now?" Not very, I reckon...

Sounds like things could be about to get sticky for Harry Redknapp...

We'll always have Upton Park, 11 March 2001 x

Steffen Iversen and I would've been as deadly as some moderately serious medical condition

Roman Pavlyuchenko in cut-offs, for some reason...

Arsenal unveil new statue

I heard some of the England players would be wearing poppies on their boots, didn't know Capello was doing similiar. Think he went too far...

This is the one thing I'd change about Twitter (this and cutting off Piers Morgan's tweeting finger...)

Who is this mid-90s hero?

Lest we forget...

No, I don't have anything better to do...

Steve Guppy and Steve Claridge in Coke smuggling scandal...

Gloves and short sleeves...

Wloves' Rgoer Jonhson...

Identical hair twins!