As Uncle Kracker once sang, Follow Me and everything is alright. I'm a massive, die-hard LFC supporter. Go, go, the Reds. And woo, Die Hard!
Ramos and Bonucci after the skied pen. #IKnowThatFeelBro #Confeds Spain won. Italy lost. Spain happy. Italy sad.
Wouldn't it be ironic if penguins weren't funny? Of course in reality they are hysterical. Here's my evidence.
Super Mario vs the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Superb. #NeverWalkTheSewersAlone #TurtlePower #MammaMia #HeyLuigi
The behemoth that is a Star Destroyer. I didn't take this one; too dangerous. I don't know why I'm tweeting this.
This is my personal photo of a Liopleurodon. Beast of beasts. I scuba-dived back in time to take it! #dedication
Sloths should rule the world. They'd just laze about all day long. That's it. This guy would be the king sloth.
First saw this on 4chan's FB page. Recommend a like. Or Pedobear will... Spiderman and Venom being web designers!
On my Facebook newsfeed, I saw a baby do the 'You Don't Say' meme. Like it wants to say 'you're a div' but can't..
It's remarkable that in the UK there are just so many different ways of not speaking properly! #CrazyInsaneTroll
If Stewie Griffin offers you lemonade at a 100% discount, be warned. It will be laced with toxins so do stay away.
Photo of a street with two Greggs bakeries on it. Not that amazing, you might say. Only one shop separated them.
Made a meme! Err, no I didn't as mine was a duplicate. #ohwell Inspired by lecture on complex functions. #XAllTheY
I'll always relate 'Dy-Na-Mi-Tee' with FIFA 2003. I loved that FIFA, I did. Free-kicks were 25 mph better. #seepic
This is basically me right now. As you can see, not even the tiniest, teeniest, tinciest bit bovvered, ya get me?
RT "@FactHive: The letter L is on the right side of the keyboard, and R is on the left side." #PicardRikerFacepalm
I see it. Oh rumpelstiltskin, do I see it. Brace yourselves - Brandon from Breaking Bad is @ReallyHighGuy #GoodGod
Not sure if Americans are against Piers Morgan's stance on gun control or are just plain sick of the sight of him.
Don't get twerps who tweet run-of-the-mill ordinary things which everyone can relate to. Y U NO make it different?
Scanned through Computational task in 'Matrices, Linear Algebra and Eigenvalue Problems.' Si, Achmed. Si, si, si.
Better get cracking with programming - finding the inverse of a 4x4 matrix. Then onto my formal report. #GrumpyCat
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