Jacqui

@Jacweee

Public singer/dancer extraordinaire, Part-time Demigoddess

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Story of my LIFE #Under200Followers

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Future ex-husband.

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I'm going to reply with a picture of me crying into my whiskey.

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I'm going to reply with a picture of me crying into my whiskey glass.

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This is why I'm not friends with my parents on facebook, among so many other reasons....I'm making them so proud!

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#DepressingTruths I have more notes about this than I do followers on Twitter and Tumblr combined.

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If you’re my waitress (and a bitch) I’ll give you a tip worth more than money.

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I have slightly altered my little cousin's 1st holy communion pamphlet I got yesterday.

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I'm having one for my homies. And #TwitterCocktailParty

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This #Passover, I let your people go. #CleopatraRealness

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I'm really congratulating myself on this one. (http://www.facebook.com/CineChola)

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The last of the great divas has passed. Liz - You're an inspiration to crazy, strong women everywhere.

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I've performed on the same stage as ! Thanks for tonight, Joanie, you're a diamond!

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You're not a photographer. How many pictures of palm trees/skies are you going to post on FB? We live in L.A.

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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING?!?!"

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My cousin's Barbies look like a Turkish Harem.

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Replies to what kind of band has bassoons in it. Hey - if you need a bassoonist, call me.

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I'm fucking gross. This is why I have the friends I have.

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My categories on iChat. My personal favourite: Gay Jews.

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