Jenifer Swift


I tweet about old movies, shelter cats, and cocktails. I make jokes but I'm not always joking.

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What time is it?

No fair. I'm gradually being boxed in and don't even have any Amontillado.

In case egg-laying bunnies, zombies and dancing pigs weren't enough. Saw this painting in a store yesterday.

Found it!

Met this precious baby today at an antiques store.

Met this precious baby at an antique store today.

Wanna play The Jack but can't figure out how? Buy this book.

There are 30 volumes of 4x6" 1/2 inch thick books in this series. I have one. The search begins.

From 1940. I've been trying to find the "bulb" setting on my new DSLR.

Fire devil eyes kitten disapproves.

Back cover. Now to google E. V. Durling.

"How to Sin in San Francisco"


"With eyes wide as saucers they left the foaming beach and moved up the hill like a running blaze."

Since I love you all so much, I thought I would treat you to a little nightmare fuel.

Can an ocean be diverse? Seas, maybe.

I'm at TJMaxx. Always wondered where to get one of these.


Find the kitty!

Say hello to the folks, Mr. Stumpy!