Jenifer Swift

@J__Swift

I tweet about old movies, shelter cats, and cocktails. I make jokes but I'm not always joking.

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I just received the best Xmas card ever. Thanks, !

Shopping at Home Depot during a power failure.

Have you seen my arms? oh, there they are.

What is exactly "the Judy way"?

You don't know shit from

me and Morgan at the show

If I were any closer to Donna Sachet I'd be in her lap. (it's intermission now).

Join me for some honey-infused bourbon.

Cat has not completely recovered from being cooked and eaten.

Lap cat.

Good thing they grow back.

I nommed his feets.

This couch is at Salvation Army right now. WANT.

I don't even know where I am exactly but it's nicer than my house.

I found a new hotel lobby to loiter in. How cool is that key cubbyhole?

Change in plans. Gorgeous warm evening. Cosmo delicious. Sliders imminent.

Gigantism Barbie. No normal furniture can hold her.

Underwear-filled Xmas ornaments. Classy! Can see these on the tree in the lobby of the St. Francis hotel.

KISS Xmas ornaments. Would love to have nothing but forty of them on a tree.

I totally need this.