Jenifer Swift


I make jokes and play with words. I'm also an upholsterer, antique furniture specialist and heretic. Fan of noir, baths and cocktails. Often at the same time.

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Sometimes you just gotta BURN SHIT DOWN! Like a spiced vanilla candle in a mint box.

Fire on Sutter at Leavenworth.

Thelma Ritter gives a rubdown.

Movie and manhattans while the fog rolls in.

Movie screen being inflated. Tonight's film in Union Square: Rear Window.

Douchebag on the bus alert.

25 pound squat.

New shoes!!

Blue sky!

First sign of Christmas.

Yum! it's either gruel, or appears to be gruel. (actually it's a creamy turkey and wild rice soup).

Got out my Art Deco heater which I haven't used in years and almost got rid of in the Great Decluttering.

I'm camoflaged at work today. My dress is the exact color of these boxes.

Nope, not a bus station, my graffiti-covered workplace.

I'm frightened.


Doors in ten mins!

taken with my new iphone docking camera light. say hi to the folks, Spocky.