Jenifer Swift

@J__Swift

I make jokes and play with words. I'm also an upholsterer, antique furniture specialist and heretic. Fan of noir, baths and cocktails. Often at the same time.

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Anothe zipline pic, TourismBC liked my first one so much. :) #TwitPict

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How long has this fountain been here? I've never seen it before. #TwitPict

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I found out what it's for but my imagination is better. #TwitPict

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Plain, but weird. #TwitPict

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Daily life in SF is such a circus that when we do an ACTUAL circus, we go real minimalist. #TwitPict

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Lots of dead bodies out today. #TwitPict

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yay, the water's on! #TwitPict

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Sky wire at Justin Herman Plaza. #TwitPict

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How long has this graffiti been here?? #TwitPict

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yum #TwitPict

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my barware does not need boobs #TwitPict

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this was way more disturbing in person #TwitPict

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nuff said #TwitPict

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shame they don't market a brain sanitizer, which is what I need after contemplating HS Musical. #TwitPict

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my favorite part is the feets. then his one curly white whisker. #TwitPict

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I can hear this guy snoring from here. I think it's Michael Moore. #TwitPict

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Yum, I love a bacon chezz burger! extra chezz, please! #TwitPict

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Best place to get your Hollywood suits. #TwitPict

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Cerveza Cucapa Obscura tamarind cocktail = awesome. #TwitPict

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