Jenifer Swift

@J__Swift

I tweet about old movies, shelter cats, and cocktails. I make jokes but I'm not always joking.

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I finished the rest of his legs now he's a paper weight.

I ate his back legs.

This dog's owner really shouldn't have let him smoke.

I found a parklet! tables in former parking spaces. Love!

Should I send this to DYAC?

Found my new fave hotel bar. Hope no one comes in and ruins it.

Rampaging averted. FOR NOW.

I just heard it was National Hug Your Cat Day, known in my house as 6:30pm.

This piece of construction equipment is parked outside my work.

I numbered my bottles of nail polish, painted them on fake nails, glued them to this card. Throwing some away.

Your cat in a box for today.

Have you seen this awesome cat?

Which box would YOU rather sit in?

On my way home from work, outside the Hotel Diva on Geary, dated 6/02/06.

Wifi's gone ghetto

How you know your card store has the best selection of Mother's Day cards.

How you know your card store has the best selection of Mother's Day cards.

This car has a nice rear end.

I rode around SF in this car today. Debbie Reynolds couldn't come. That's my friend Morgan, the car's owner.

Look what I found in my armoire.