Jenifer Swift


I tweet about old movies, shelter cats, and cocktails. I make jokes but I'm not always joking.

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I found a wooden recliner, part of an art installation, on a deserted pier. Heaven.

Spider chair, spider chair, does whatever a spider chair does.

Sitting by this hill. Something is pushing dirt out of the ground right in front of me.

Beautiful summer day in SF.

Remember when you could buy airplane glue almost anywhere? How am I gonna fix my creature?

Words With Friends, honey? You okay?

I keep this in my purse in case someone has bourbon and sweet vermouth on them.

I'm guessing some of you are wearing this right now.

Sorry, this pic of my ride to the airport is better.

My ride to the airport.

There are nine bunnies in this picture.

Would you like a sip? I don't think there's enough.

Not just the angle. This margarita is huge.

"I'll try this side".

I have bacon and pancakes.

Fontophiles! Name that font!

Found this unopened in my parents liquor cabinet. How old do you think it is?

Dear god, they serve donkey meat here.

Dog blanket.

Fresh baked red velvet cookie with ice cream. Pizoolie.