Jenifer Swift


I make jokes and play with words. I'm also an upholsterer, antique furniture specialist and heretic. Fan of noir, baths and cocktails. Often at the same time.

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War plane cross stitch pattern.

I drove the parents' car over to the thrift store mall. Who knew I'd find this touching Torgo portrait. #MST3K

How cute is this little girl. (It's my mom).



This is only my second mimosa.

From the book "Photo-Oil Coloring For Fun and Profit" by Lucile Marshall of Marshall photo colors

Very nice. I did this one of my great-grandmother over 20 years ago, by hand.

Oh, um, just watching the 1926 version of The Scarlet Letter with Lillian Gish and this happened...

The leafy parts are just twigs tacked to the frame. The part under the wire mesh is flower foam.

What is this.

These will be fun. They'll be in solid dove gray microfiber suede.

Close to the one that was on the silver roof a while back.

Real fire this time. Across the street.

By the company that makes "malk".

Here's the birthday card I sent you.

All hail 's dorky brother.