I tweet about old movies, shelter cats, and cocktails. I make jokes but I'm not always joking.
This tape measure is terrified.
Baby seals or grownups?
"A sick bag"
At the Daiso. Got bowlegs?
$175 at the Salvation Army. "Reflection proof" TV with radio and turntable. Plus manual. WANT SO BAD.
Bloody clown stump
We got in a box of dismembered clowns
Cowboy drinking hat.
Just kidding. But i AM wearing this for Santacon.
Why aren't these called Cock Suckers.
.@DrLindseyFitz I own something similar, an inhaler pot.
This is for weighing kittens. It's important your pie ingredients be accurate.
I don't think these are the wax lips I'm thinking of.
Kind of crazy sky right now.
We had some rain.
My favorite superhero.
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