Jenifer Swift


I tweet about old movies, shelter cats, and cocktails. I make jokes but I'm not always joking.

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This tape measure is terrified.

Baby seals or grownups?

"A sick bag"

At the Daiso. Got bowlegs?

$175 at the Salvation Army. "Reflection proof" TV with radio and turntable. Plus manual. WANT SO BAD.


Bloody clown stump

We got in a box of dismembered clowns

Cowboy drinking hat.

Just kidding. But i AM wearing this for Santacon.

Why aren't these called Cock Suckers.

. I own something similar, an inhaler pot.

This is for weighing kittens. It's important your pie ingredients be accurate.

I don't think these are the wax lips I'm thinking of.

Kind of crazy sky right now.

We had some rain.

My favorite superhero.