If only this were true. Right, #OccupyCleveland?

They actually believe this.

And here's Molly a few years ago, performing her customary household duties.

My little pal Molly, the day we got her.

Glorious. #ObamaEatsDogs

Hi, @DavidAxelrod! As @EthanVanSciver says, this is how a loving dog owner has his dog for dinner. #ObamaEatsDogs

Whose house? #DontDoubleMyRate #DontEatMyDog

You're welcome, America. #DontDoubleMyRate #DontEatMyDog @WhiteHouse

Here's another @ChristinaTVNews tweet she has since deleted.

Why did @ChristinaTVNews delete this tweet blaming @NBC News for the George Zimmerman 911 audio?

.@BarackObama and his social-media experts in the @WhiteHouse have done it again. #DontDoubleMyRate

There we go. #dontdoublemyrate #dontpissinmyearandtellmeitsraining

What a timely contest.

This is the Google News headline to your "Obama eats dogs" story, @JakeTapper. Any idea who wrote it, and why?

Thanks to "FlatFoot" for the tip about Obama going out of his way to point out he ate dogs.

"It's different when WE do it!" -- @DonnaBrazile

From the "Headlines I WIsh I'd Written" file...

Fictonal?

Follow-up visit with my surgeon tomorrow. Haven't posted a pic of my knee in a while. Yay.

#Obama2012