So show me some ID, before I get knee-deep.
ARE FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS COMING BACK??!!???!?!!
This is a #struggle translation.
Yo, did some hoodrat's child really leave a sippy cup and a BAG OF BREAD on the floor of Macy's? LMFAO!
Now I've seen it all. What does she prescribe? Fucking aspirin?
*sips ice water*
Are people fucking serious with this?
I hate Facebook tbh.
*sigh*... Good morning.
Homeboy always looks like an eager ferret.
It's June 28th? Oh.
Lol at this Pizza Hut commercial, I thought that was Audrina slanging Tuscani pastas #ceilingeyes #babyteeth
"Simple Life" and dranks with @hammill and @RyRyBurnsy. #mysaturday
When my boss lowkey scolds me but "replies all" on the email...
Words can't describe how much I hate bubble-top lids.
Morning meeting with @rihanna.
Nothing says "smug bastard" like the Prius driver with a vanity license plate.
Well, which one is it?
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