John H.A.M.

@JOHN__JUAN

So show me some ID, before I get knee-deep.

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ARE FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONGS COMING BACK??!!???!?!!

This is a #struggle translation.

Yo, did some hoodrat's child really leave a sippy cup and a BAG OF BREAD on the floor of Macy's? LMFAO!

Now I've seen it all. What does she prescribe? Fucking aspirin?

Discuss.

*sips ice water*

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Are people fucking serious with this?

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I hate Facebook tbh.

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*sigh*... Good morning.

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Homeboy always looks like an eager ferret.

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It's June 28th? Oh.

Lol at this Pizza Hut commercial, I thought that was Audrina slanging Tuscani pastas #ceilingeyes #babyteeth

"Simple Life" and dranks with and . #mysaturday

YAS

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When my boss lowkey scolds me but "replies all" on the email...

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Words can't describe how much I hate bubble-top lids.

Morning meeting with .

Nothing says "smug bastard" like the Prius driver with a vanity license plate.

Well, which one is it?

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