John H.A.M.

@JOHN__JUAN

So show me some ID, before I get knee-deep.

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What my signature looks like when I'm holding lots of other stuff. #nomichaeljfox

Someone gave this to us. OH.

Dinner.

Just killed THIS in my laundry room and now I'm gonna have nightmares. Sweet.

Kickin' back in the shade.

My drunk tia on this episode of "Bar Rescue".

But anyway I'm drinkin' this shit with a big red straw because that's how I get down. Su-woo.

Who mad?

You can always count on Target for the affordable whore bag essentials.

Found this on the street. I can either mail it back or save it in case I ever need to go out in drag.

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Is this sacreligious?

Coming soon... my unemployment debit card. *top rocks on your timeline*

Hanging out by myself. Bye

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Oh Chris Brown is driving in front of me/wearing a cool hat.

Flashback to this time last year. My mom's #strugglebirthdaycake. No, I did not make this. Yes, I paid for it (unfortunately).

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Bye at dogs looking for a drink.

You mad?

Oop, baby lizard in the house y'all.

Come get your tío.

#strugglebankaccount Surprisingly not mine, but I've definitely been there before.