The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you find out why. -Mark Twain
Seriously how dumb do spammers think people are? A small child could come up with a better-sounding story.
Really, Target? It's not even Halloween yet!
I caved in! Also please note the bag of hot dog buns. lol wut
@kait_er_tot oh, and also, for your visual enjoyment of the evening:
AP stylebook's social media section makes me laugh
Sam's 1st legal drink!!
Soft cup. Google it.
I've gotta hand it to them, I'm probably never going to forget their phone number #ew
The best 3D glasses!
Last boat ride of the week!
Sweet tea & the lake. I don't think life could get much better.
Couldn't ask for a better sunset
This seems to be a recurring theme of the evening
And here's @mirandaradio. hard at work. Like always. #lazy
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