NO EGGS ALLOWED. Co-creator of butts.
IS IT A WATERMELON?!?!? Nope. Biggest cucumber I've ever seen. Guess I know what I'll be doing this afternoon heheh ;)
Hangover? Me?? Nevaaarrrr
MADE HALFTIME PIZZA FOR THE BF, AREN'T I THE BEST?!?!?!? Yes. Yes.
Seed-crusted hoisin salmon, sautéed garlic asparagus w shallots, & rice pilaf. Not pictured: fresh watermelon!!
Creepy cat sees into ur soul
Casual Mkat hangs out casually in casual-town on casual day.
Chipmunk in da clubbb??? From last night.
Blacks peepin in every window in the middle of the fuckin day. Seriously?? (-______________-)
Chipmunk says hello
Anyway, here's something very northwest-y..
Hey bb MATCHING BRA!!! Total slutbag.
The "I'm not fat, I swear!!" -angle.
Here's a pic of the inside of my mouth. I have a cavity. & one of my fillings fell out like a year ago lollllll #Teeth
Look what's right outside!!!!!! OOOOHHH I wanna jump in there SOO BADDD I'll bet he's got some Doritos tacos..
Ahhh the wonders of laundry day & dressing like a softball coach w no undies. Fun times.
My socks today are sickkkkkkk. Be jealous of the Wicked Witch of the West!!!!
So @abe_ortin made a quesadilla..
Me & a pepper haha oh classic Mkat
Buncha fuckin filters. AM I PRETTY YET GUYS?!?!? GUYS????? LOLOL
She want that lovey dovey (Lovey dovey)That kiss, kiss (Kiss, kiss) In her mind she fantasize 'bout gettin' with me
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