JenVar

@ItsJenVar

Professional television watcher, recliner enthusiast, cosmetics junkie and the palest kid you'll ever meet that can handle her tequila.

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Astros tamale toss! There's a reason why they have to give them away. #fb

By far the greatest limo sign I've ever seen. Zelda ftw. #fb

So much fail. Glad I left early. God knows the idiots of the world can't figure it out when it's spelled correctly. #fb

Well, he better be full now. #fb

Remember jelly flats? Coral jelly heels. Awwwww yeah. #fb

This person is awesome. #fb

My dog is so weird. She's sleeping on my arm...ass in my lap and arm on the door. #fb

What 's windshield looks like at the beginning of our drive... #htowntoatx #fb

Liking my work setup today. Aim, flash, netflix. I can handle this. #fb

Too bad I'm not tebowing right now.

Wtf? It's up to 540 MILLION NOW! #fb

Rancor face! Mindy is still cute. #fb

Clear fill on the false set...then glitter...and lots of it. #fb

Behold! HEB's way of censoring their Sports Illustrated display. Kate Upton isn't as cute now... #fb

Yeah. My dog is cute. #fb

Am I the only one extremely amused by this chick's twitter handle? #fb

Like a squirrel stocking up for the winter... #girlscoutcookies #fb

Crawfish etouffee. Yummers. #likeaboss #fb

Just changed out both of my headlights all by myself. Booyah. Anyone in Austin need help? #likeaboss #Fb

The puppies love the fireplace <3 #fb