I tell tall tales that might include me being a part time Ninja.
Something that some of you idiots might have a giggle about:
Stick a pin in it now won't you, mate.
Did you *take* a bath today?
Things you can't read with a straight face.
I don't care what you lot say about this but this phone is fucking gorgeous!
I really have to stop having conversations with my goat.
You are welcome.
And so, a guy walks into a bar.
Yes. There *is* a horse in that trailer.
I have no words, Matty, you win. (Breaking Bad image) (Via So Much Pun)
This tweet goes out to the overlappers all around Nairobi. I will be packing this hence.
This is how we do traffic jams in Nairobi.
This is the proper way to do a comment: (via failblog)
Just rip them pipes off. Surely he knows this is inappropriate. But then again he bought a wish. Catch my drift?
Behold, I come quickly. (I would totally go to this church)
The sunset accompanying the impromptu karaoke session in traffic is absolutely gorgeous.
Jam, not the breakfast kind.
@marcusolang dude! 4 screens! Surely a record on my timeline.
This is what is called Internet. Three cheers for Zuku fibre.
I'd be more upset with traffic if this place wasn't so pretty.
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