I beg to differ...

OK @JagzKooner1 where were you when this was taken?

@T3ETH finally locate their Offset Festival Dominos. #cageagainstthemachine #johncage

Is everybody ready? #cageagainstthemachine #johncage

...then a quick warm up #cageagainstthemachine

And then be fed grapes by a young man (in this instance it's Vito from Aeroplane) #cageagainstthemachine

First things first. Mark Jones gets his make-up sorted for the occasion. #cageagainstthemachine

First things first. Mark Jones gets his make-up sorted for the occasion. #cageagainstthemachine

Well, didn't expect to see this idiot given a whole page in the NME this week.

STOP PRESS!!!

Imagine going on Dragon's Den and THIS was your business idea.

Here's to the weekend everybody! Have a picture of Billy Corgan looking ridiculous to kick it off for you.

@ThomHall @marvellousmissy Of course we are being serious! Look - here's the press snap

Sod CD's, MP3's or whatever is cool these days. Our new album is coming out on Faberge-inspired musical baby monkey format. Check it.

Getting the band back together! Yeah!