Former guy with a beard. Future adult. Still a cheap date. I know gang signs and secret handshakes. W. Va. on my arm. #ElGordito
Ha! I see what you did there, Internet.
@robneyer @Pirates @Ken_Rosenthal
@joshuaexline If I had to put it in pictures.
Welp, he’s going to jail. #Pirates #Cubs
I hear Mayflower is good for leaving Baltimore. “@JEFFBRAUN57: Companies that ship in Maryland…. and GO”
Sources say this was slated to be @MarylandPride uniform vs @WVUfootball, but lack of helmet was deal breaker.
Good job on the tweet-jinx @whale_belly and @TWhalen92!
Don’t even know where we are right now.
“How bored are you today, Nick?”
“@nicemoustache: Let’s hear it for Rick (@itsourlotinlife) surviving his first day being a real teacher! #whoohoo”
@Patchy_Beard This should fix it.
It’s scout night at the park! Look at these poor suckers with popcorn duty! @wv_power @MiLBprobz
We tried to reach out to Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, but both were trying to grasp the reality of the situation.
Meanwhile, Miami Heat fans are FURIOUS! RAGE!
We look live in Cleveland as fans celebrate the return of @KingJames.
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