Beautiful skin, naturally. From Nads. [is struggling to stifle the tears]

Moving a strip of the front lawn forward to create a flowerbed, we've accidentally created a home for the lawn bees!

The finest piece of sarcasm on Facebook I did saw. Thanks @pumafootball!

The latest bit of Facebook activity from Seabrook Crisps, featuring one of Girls Aloud... [raises eyebrows]

Erm, thanks for serving me up this ad, YouTube?

If a First bus driver ever denies you travel because you don't have the correct change, show them this.

Overhearing this recruitment bloke TALKING QUITE LOUDLY to a "you're a account handler?" at lunch.

WE LOVE YOU NICK JENKINSON!

@scottutd @35mmfan This made me LOL... #TOGETHERWEMAKEAHOME

Why have one cheerleader girlfriend #legotourist?...

@seanmurricane Attaching some gutter to the outhouse to make salad growing areas RIGHT BY THE BACKDOOR.

Awesome* Photoshop magic at #legoland.

*shit

From my bed I could see these stars if I had a clear line of vision. Also: Michael Keaton!

So, BBC Sport has Super League as rugby union. Gonna go down well that.

Gough&Kelly and an apostrophe fail. #apostrophefail

This'd be a better #geekSEOwin...

A week after she ran for #bradfordwest, the Lib Dems' Jeanette Sunderland is on the local Lib Dems update thing...

Giving up red meat. This stuff might fill the gap.

Celebrating the jubilee with some Ursula Jones and Russell Ayto for a #bedtimeread

Kelly recites A POEM in the office to mark Ryan's departure to travel the world.