De facto spokesperson and leader of the United Nations.
Are you entirely sure about this, Met Office?
Papal blessing, karate chop, or drunken rant/karaoke? You decide. #newpope
PACON13 update - The Guardian are reporting the that the Holy Clam is now present... #pope
Goodnight and good luck everyone. PAYCON13 tomorrow: Let’s conclave! http://www.idiotjoyshow.com/2013/03/papal-conclave-2013-lets-conclave.html?spref=tw
Don't look into his eyes. DO NOT LOOK INTO HIS EYES. Oh God, it's too late. #AAA
Even the Osasuna players are angry about wearing that kit...
People of France, we are coming... #TeamGB #Olympics
Goodbye Australia, Japan. Hello Russia, Italy, Germany, Koreas. #Olympics #TeamGB #WereOff
#Olympic medal table. Hello Australia...
Contrasting ways of stopping an approaching bus. The calm British way, or the over emotional way of foreigners.
I disagree with this pundit. I am confident my football knowledge, although not perfect, is superior. #Euro2012
Breaking: Seen heading to London. #vote2012
Rupert Murdoch furious at #Leveson questioning about how News Corp papers might manipulate the news using photos.
Get your act together weather. What you're telling me here is not actually possible. I think there is a glitch in the Matrix.
This tweet by the official #EDL Twitter tells you all you need to know about this wretched, inflammatory group.
Why has no one previously told me about the Bill Oddie biopic starring Richard Gere?
@badger1001 You need a picture or people will assume you're a porn bot. Maybe a badger? Perhaps not an angry one.
Spurs/Bolton v Chelsea and Liverpool v Everton/Sunderland says Count Jim von Rosenthal. #FACup
Might venture out shortly. The weather looks to be warming up.
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