Amanda Knox won't return any of my calls and I'm super upset about it.
Curves meeting then dinner with the girlfriends!!!!
Honest tweet: this is my vagina.
A brief glimpse into the bowels of hell:
So ready for girls' night!!!
I need you guys to come over with every blow dryer & extension cord you own. NOW.
When I saw this I had to masturbate in my car.
This man just murdered his wife, 2 children & dog.
I don't even know what to say right now.
Proof that I am absolutely NOT a college dropout:
All dolled up for date night!!!!!!
My cat left this note in my lunch. Not sure what to make of it?
IT'S RAINING COCAINE!!!
Self portrait. Please be gentle I worked really hard on it:
Did you know dogs don't have a gag reflex?
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