Button Pickle died. So I've taken over her account! I'm a GIRL Chicken Purrito & the meanest cat ever! *squeaks* BUT I LOVE YOU!
Please, may I have Easter ham dinner at your house?
Me and my 'nana.
We miss Apple.
Mom almost brought home a DOOOOGIE. Her name is Apple. I love her. We can't keep her though. :(
@beanobrien13 @buzzfeedanimals @expresident You think I'd EVER do a selfie?? HA HA HA!
An oldie but goodie.
OMC!!! LOOK AT THIS PIC OF A PASSED OUT DRUNK FATTIECAKE! HA HA HA HA!
YOU THINK I'M GONNA WAIT TIL DINNERTIME TO EAT AGAIN?! BWA Ha Ha!
This dude wants to be my brofur.
I WANT YOU ALL TO LIVE WITH ME.
TURN MY LIGHTS AND ELECTRIC BLANKET BACK ON NOW. PLEASE.
You and I couldn't be closer
LOOK DEEP IN MY EYES.YOU'RE GETTING SLEEEPY. AND I'M GETTING HUNGRY SO MAKE ME A BURGER BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP
LOOK DEEP IN MY EYES. YOU'RE GETTING SLEEEEEPY.... AND I'M GETTING HUNGRY SO MAKE ME A BURGER BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.
NOBODY ATE THIS BAGEL TODAY EVEN THOUGH IT'S NATIONAL BAGEL DAY. *stale bagel Button rolls away*
IT'S NATIONAL BAGEL DAY! *makes a bagel shape* SEE?!
GHOST BUTTON CREEPIN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OMC. THIS MOUSE TRIED TO EAT MY NOSE AS I WAS SLEEPING. PLEASE ALERT THE AUTHORITIES.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?! #SuperBowl GOOOOOO @49ers !!!!
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