D-backs, baseball, Oasis, Beatles, sarcastic, funny and grumpy. I have a crush on David Wright. Re-tweets aren't necessarily endorsements. Except when they are.
Remember the Harry Styles cutout? I used him to spook my brother. @harry_styles
Lol my Wikipedia app on iPad still works. Suck it.
I went with the Chevy Chase RT @jolemamels: @HrzMatt Did you go with a Sinead O' Connor?
I'm no doctor but it looks like Missouri is getting fucked up right now.
Halladay will destroy the Cubs tonight because he looks less retarded in this:
I leave you with this. I look like this in real life exactly.
This is why Marlon Byrd is trending.
Should be asleep but reading new book i bought on the iPad. I love the book store.
This about sums up the Mel Gibson story
Chances are pretty good you had a better evening than Scott Kazmir.
@emma_FUCKYEAH lol notice ur avatar and u can see whyni was befuddled at first
Thanks for the help. I was confused.
Never fails. @ItsMeMatoula always is at the top of my timeline anytime I open Twitter.
Fuck my batter life
Can't say I agree with this.
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