Matt

@HrzMatt

D-backs, baseball, Oasis, Beatles, sarcastic, funny and grumpy. I have a crush on David Wright. Re-tweets aren't necessarily endorsements. Except when they are.

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Remember the Harry Styles cutout? I used him to spook my brother. @harry_styles
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Remember the Harry Styles cutout? I used him to spook my brother.

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Lol my Wikipedia app on iPad still works. Suck it.

I went with the Chevy Chase RT : Did you go with a Sinead O' Connor?

I'm no doctor but it looks like Missouri is getting fucked up right now.

Halladay will destroy the Cubs tonight because he looks less retarded in this:

I leave you with this. I look like this in real life exactly.

This is why Marlon Byrd is trending.

Should be asleep but reading new book i bought on the iPad. I love the book store.

This about sums up the Mel Gibson story

Chances are pretty good you had a better evening than Scott Kazmir.

lol notice ur avatar and u can see whyni was befuddled at first

Thanks for the help. I was confused.

Never fails. always is at the top of my timeline anytime I open Twitter.

Fuck my batter life

Can't say I agree with this.

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