My brains helped me pass the bar and my tits will help me win cases. F*ck: Bud Foster. Marry: a Hokie. Kill: HD. None of this BS is legal advice.

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Buying beer in the new whip. Name tbd

Bye bye Superneon, thanks for keeping us safe for 10 years

Oh the places the superneon has gone. P.S. never lived in pheasant run crossing

Aziz mother fuckers!! Early on and before he said not to take pics. Surriously promise.

Better late than never? If anyone's hungry in falls church, were making way too much food

Fuuuuck offffff

Spring is here, drink more beer

Sunset in Sea Isle

If they aren't going to give me a real fortune, at least they could use correct spelling

Found chocolate lab in falls church. Please RT

Laney wants this so badly

In the Howard County govt parking lot. Dunno how this works on my phone tho

Laney the first time I brought her home. Seriously thought MamaESQ was going to disown me.

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This guy was sitting in our living room when I got home

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Snow in Silver Spring

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Snow in Silver Spring

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Snow in Silver Spring

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Future star of the pro dog frisbee circuit, post-surgery [yesterday]. Wouldn't stop sticking her tongue out at me

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