My brains helped me pass the bar and my tits will help me win cases. F*ck: Bud Foster. Marry: a Hokie. Kill: HD. None of this BS is legal advice.

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To: Miami and Duke fans
From: Hokies fans

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Based on the multiple DMs I just received, this is my reaction to the upcoming Hokies football schedule

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" ...Wife has a family reunion and I was watching kids alone. Now she's taking them with, leaving me solo"

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When my uncle tells me I can't get his 17 and 15 year old kids drunk at either ESQ family wedding

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Hey, Jon Tenuta:

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Someone up there loves me so hard. Just pulled into the gas station with 0 miles of gas left


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OMG ... my friend posted this on Facebook. Must go to Target ASAP.

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We're baking, bitches

We had Chinese for dinner... Fuck yes


meant to send this yesterday. successful tailgate - killed the Franz

My favorite of the designs by the artist formerly known as , from his flickr account

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Sunday night is Franzia night in America

How the hell does this thing keep showing up?! Super appropriate for work.

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First book I saw at the library, how appropriate

I don't even remember this happening

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