My brains helped me pass the bar and my tits will help me win cases. F*ck: Bud Foster. Marry: a Hokie. Kill: HD. None of this BS is legal advice.
To: Miami and Duke fans
From: Hokies fans
Re: ACC POY
Based on the multiple DMs I just received, this is my reaction to the upcoming Hokies football schedule
"@Hokibil ...Wife has a family reunion and I was watching kids alone. Now she's taking them with, leaving me solo"
When my uncle tells me I can't get his 17 and 15 year old kids drunk at either ESQ family wedding
Hey, Jon Tenuta:
Someone up there loves me so hard. Just pulled into the gas station with 0 miles of gas left
ZOMG I'M SO CUTE
OMG @Linze2... my friend posted this on Facebook. Must go to Target ASAP.
We're baking, bitches
We had Chinese for dinner... Fuck yes
meant to send this yesterday. successful tailgate - killed the Franz
My favorite of the designs by the artist formerly known as @danielbr0wn, from his flickr account
Sunday night is Franzia night in America
How the hell does this thing keep showing up?! Super appropriate for work.
@zames150 @Linze2 step 1
First book I saw at the library, how appropriate
I don't even remember this happening @zames150
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