Alex T Hornby

@HoMoFo

The best friend you'll never have...

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Don't tell me I can't rustle up snacks at a moment's notice...

Oh, you wanted to SEE my haircut... #LiveFromTheDisabledToilet Not bad for an old duffer...

Yeah, I'm Googling this all the time. I'm less crafty about it, though..

Ominous!!

. My Hendricks Martini at Graphic, London.. just now..

Toilet wall. Copita. London.

I could live in this hotel, if it had more than three tv channels...

New Hi Tops.. Am I meant to take this off? #OffTrend

Chewier than I remember...

Pepino!!!

Can't lie with that, I suppose...

"Yeah, I'll just do a few one armed press ups on a wet road in Bow.."

The Mutya/ Siobhan/ Keisha branded items have started already...

Lovely!!

I mean, come on!!

What is it with the Ghanaian aisle in Tescos??

Think I might cry...

Ooh! Me, too!!

Funny enough, this is what I call my bollocks...

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