The best friend you'll never have...
Don't tell me I can't rustle up snacks at a moment's notice...
Eek!! #Pride10k #BetterStartTraining
Oh, you wanted to SEE my haircut... #LiveFromTheDisabledToilet Not bad for an old duffer...
Yeah, I'm Googling this all the time. I'm less crafty about it, though..
.@Edgeofthirty @HendricksginUK My Hendricks Martini at Graphic, London.. just now..
Toilet wall. Copita. London. @cher
I could live in this hotel, if it had more than three tv channels...
New Hi Tops.. Am I meant to take this off? #OffTrend
Chewier than I remember...
Can't lie with that, I suppose...
"Yeah, I'll just do a few one armed press ups on a wet road in Bow.."
The Mutya/ Siobhan/ Keisha branded items have started already...
I mean, come on!!
What is it with the Ghanaian aisle in Tescos??
Think I might cry...
@notgavin Ooh! Me, too!!
Funny enough, this is what I call my bollocks...
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