The only boy who could ever reach me had really, really long arms.
In light of recent rumours I'm repeating my prediction for the next pervert to be collared...
@lacatchat You are so exotic! I'm an eighth Scottish and the rest is boring English. Except that this is my mom...
@BertrandRustles @candyflippa @ricardopresto ?
Am not pleased with THIS....
Was pleased with this...
@BertrandRustles What's the point in my trying to annoy you if you don't NOTICE
Oh. Yes. That's bound to be what I really meant.
Checked my photos from last night to ensure I didn't post anything embarrassing. Didn't. Not sure why this though
Poor man :(
Little bit too tipsy to be tweeting tweet
Thought it might have stopped. Was being a bit too optimistic. I just think of them like this now though...
The rest of you can have a big bunch of kittens
Don't know what all the fuss is about. He's only stolen 66 tweets #keithchegwin #jokethief #keithchegwinjokethief
.@trax_cherry @markhyson My mom in the 60's
@GlennyRodge @johnnyfucksocks @surboman This is 44. She is a LEGEND
@eroticpuffin @trax_cherry I'm surrounded by pervy cleany things don't forget...
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