Not a jazz trumpeter.
The only boy who could ever reach me had really, really long arms.
In light of recent rumours I'm repeating my prediction for the next pervert to be collared...
@lacatchat You are so exotic! I'm an eighth Scottish and the rest is boring English. Except that this is my mom...
@BertrandRustles @candyflippa @ricardopresto ?
Am not pleased with THIS....
Was pleased with this...
@BertrandRustles What's the point in my trying to annoy you if you don't NOTICE
Oh. Yes. That's bound to be what I really meant.
Checked my photos from last night to ensure I didn't post anything embarrassing. Didn't. Not sure why this though
Poor man :(
Little bit too tipsy to be tweeting tweet
Thought it might have stopped. Was being a bit too optimistic. I just think of them like this now though...
The rest of you can have a big bunch of kittens
Don't know what all the fuss is about. He's only stolen 66 tweets #keithchegwin #jokethief #keithchegwinjokethief
.@trax_cherry @markhyson My mom in the 60's
@GlennyRodge @johnnyfucksocks @surboman This is 44. She is a LEGEND
@eroticpuffin @trax_cherry I'm surrounded by pervy cleany things don't forget...
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