Fluent in English, drunk Spanish, and sarcasm. My best tweets have a 90% chance of being posted while on the toilet. Keep up or pipe down
I'm so in love with you!!!!!!
@DavidVonderhaar And skill based matchmaking what a fucking joke. You're a fucking joke
Gotta love a dog that catches her own breakfast. My dog > your dog
@2Hainesss yes and it's made by Pontiac
List of teams I hate is 1 shorter for tonight. Classy move by the @Yankees @RedSox
@COD_PR0BS me, my brother, randoms #codprobs #skillbasedmatchmaking
“@Johnny_Smo: Not expecting anything from the Cubs.. Loss is a loss.”
I hope everyone tweeting about Rizzo can spell his name in cursive
This pic plus my last tweet = how to get owned #BTFD
Aaaaand here's the reply of defeat. You just got owned #BTFD
This is what happens when ignorant Purdue fans get involved #hushmouth #boilerdown @IUPains @IDrinkAtIU
Is this a lot?
I found someone who likes snow in late March!
Calling it now!
I just found the most fortunate fortune cookie!
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING TICKET 20 MINUTES AFTER LAST CALL FUCKING BASTARDS @JeffEVibbert
@alcohology_ Friday night survival kit
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