Hermann Mazard

@HermannM

I am a serial dreamer, first time entrepreneur (@HomeShopr), part time university professor (@ProfHerm) & full time confused individual. Kellogg, Dartmouth, KAΨ

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spent the day umping a baseball game & playing a kickball game. Every bone in my body hurts. #ouch

has no idea what I did to raise my score by eight (8) points but I'll take it. #influencer

is proud of my niece who slept in #Rockeller Center for two days to get #onedirection tix tomorrow.

is delughted to see a black woman on the cover of magazine. There are more of us than people would think.

can't believe the didn't catch the unnecessary plural possessive 's' in this headline.

Who needs wikileaks or Edward Snowden when intelligence personnel are outing themselves? #nationalinsecurity

wishes Monica Lewinsky a happy 40th birthday. Isn't it strange that Anthony Weiner's scandal would break on this day?

gets neither excited nor distraught about early polling. is the only adult in the Mayoral race.

wonders if there's a reward for identifying Edward Snowden at . Maybe a job w/ . #itshim

swears I'm in with a Edward Snowden lookalike!

Please join us for a sunset picnic at Brooklyn Bridge Park. The feature flick is "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" starring Matthew Broderick. All are welcome. RSVP at http://bit.ly/18DXLsj

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Free on Thursday night? Please join us for "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" at Brooklyn Bridge Park. http://bit.ly/18DXLsj

is gonna flip it. One hundred women surveyed, the top five answers are on the board. What's the question?

can't wait for Friday. Let's have a good time when we finally celebrate my birthday.

did my best to keep the car on the right side of this sign. If I get a ticket, this should be enough proof, right?

is not surprised by the mass appeal of 's book. The world has changed... only those who adapt will thrive.

is not surprised by the mass appeal of 's book. The world has changed... only those who adapt will thrive.

is gonna buy a reader for $9.95 & apply for the $10 rebate. If I do this 20k times, will I be a thousandaire?

What is wrong with #bluebird? I loaded $20 into. subaccount on 5/6. Why hasn't the balanced changed?

My won't connect. The Aereo screen displays 'Failed to get Code'. Please help!