Colombian American born in Queens & working for a living in Houston, TX. Sharing thoughts of a borderline alcoholic with sociopathic tendencies.
Trapped in #Sugarland, TX! Highway 59 is a parking lot.
My Martini makes me feel classy. Hopefully it carry over once I'm hammered.
Luv Austin, TX.
Beautiful house. Owner must be a drunk. Yellow door is getting inside house after partying.
Classy #Saturn @ the #Walmart. Only in TX.
Found chilled bottle of my favorite pre-game drink & mixer.
#ESPN talks up #NFL draft. Man, I miss Football & gambling. #Texans memories.
I ended up with 2 deserts. The Alien incubating inside of me is happy!
The fat kid inside of me is so happy now!
An attractive well dressed car-jacking suspect. Someone didn't tell her that looks fade & stupid is forever. On in TX.
Enjoy watching movies at home. But getting the movie started on surround sound is a bit confusing.
Sugar Free Guaro. @RJLiquor_HouTX
At #Europa...Jager Bomb!
Everyone has a friend like #BarneyStinson. That is what makes him hilarious. Here is mine.
Having buffalo burger @ Bubba's on Westpark. Best buffalo burger in #Houston.
Had a great time #Gloria's tonite in Mid-town, #Houston. New place to be on Thurs. nite. Thanks to @SalsaEddy & crew.
Cold & rainy in Hou. Texans Football season over. Jager to ease pain.
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