El Hombre


Colombian American born in Queens & working for a living in Houston, TX. Sharing thoughts of a borderline alcoholic with sociopathic tendencies.

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Trapped in #Sugarland, TX! Highway 59 is a parking lot.

My Martini makes me feel classy. Hopefully it carry over once I'm hammered.

Luv Austin, TX.

Beautiful house. Owner must be a drunk. Yellow door is getting inside house after partying.

Classy #Saturn @ the #Walmart. Only in TX.

Found chilled bottle of my favorite pre-game drink & mixer.

#ESPN talks up #NFL draft. Man, I miss Football & gambling. #Texans memories.

I ended up with 2 deserts. The Alien incubating inside of me is happy!

The fat kid inside of me is so happy now!

An attractive well dressed car-jacking suspect. Someone didn't tell her that looks fade & stupid is forever. On in TX.

Enjoy watching movies at home. But getting the movie started on surround sound is a bit confusing.

Sugar Free Guaro.

#Europa...fun times.

At #Europa...Jager Bomb!

Everyone has a friend like #BarneyStinson. That is what makes him hilarious. Here is mine.



Having buffalo burger @ Bubba's on Westpark. Best buffalo burger in #Houston.

Had a great time #Gloria's tonite in Mid-town, #Houston. New place to be on Thurs. nite. Thanks to & crew.

Cold & rainy in Hou. Texans Football season over. Jager to ease pain.

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