Carl Burton


John Terry would call me what most of the world does. Quintessential line stepper. Running 13.1k for Help 4 Heroes in October.

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this is me at the end in pain with my medal

the running too

I give such wise words to my #Sickology crew.

Sounds fun!

And as usual, I wind her up #fareevader

It burns it burns it burns!


#railwaysleepers she is OUT!

Greatest gamer hoody you'll ever see

When you start seeing the first night bus and you haven't been home since 1000 you know its late

Sunday festivities

#maximuscle time for the gym, left is pre workout drink, middle is water, right end workout drink

Certain women like men to be the one in this position #UnderTheThumb

early gym session planned shortly. Legs. Then off to drive this around all day


Welcome back to Cricklewood. Man collapses, ambulance here to take him away.

#jubileelinefail Kilburn High Road 29 minute wait.

": hahahaha uhhh nooo Mr superman not home!

A RT from would also help me find my stalker

Ok. Who is it? Own up. I have a stalker.