America's Tweetheart, Stand Up Comedian Guy, Producer - The Young Turks Comedy Channel
Only in LA
Here's @PopTrigger's @BreeEssrig wearing a hot new design from this week's sponsor. W/ @SamSchacher & @bretterlich
A hummingbird built this nest just outside my front door. Anybody wanna come over for a tiny omelet?
Here I am escaping YouTube after stealing the secret codes to the Internet.
Can't believe someone built a monument to my penis.
This the floor at YouTube. It's full of kittens, nip slips and people rioting over nonsense.
Here's my self-portrait. Took hours.
Eating at Chester's. The logo is a cartoon chicken so I expect Gus Fring to approach and efficiently ask us if we're enjoying our email.
In this box is everything I need to make it in LA.
Two Towers: Chicago Edition by Hank R. R. Tolkien
Redux: The Chicago lakefront from 300 feet in the air. Lookin' fine!
I'm going to text this to all my international super model girlfriends to make their world-class hoohas tingle.
Meet my new girlfriend. We have SUCH a good time together. (mostly staring contests)
Here's why I was assigned to the singles table.
A gift from my brother. He carried this all the way from San Diego, cradled against his bosom.
@matty_ryan getting Malort ready at Blackout Diaries at @thelincolnlodge with @NotMikeJoyce @puterbaughs @joekjoek.
In case you're wondering what I look like, here's me enjoying a stand up comedy show.
Excellent crowd @comedyevening with fellow laugh-miners @friesenpoint @jamiecampbell79 @mattriggs @BillCruz and @mikelebovitz. Indoor fun!
I'm not a packaging expert but I'm pretty sure this could have been done better.
Here's @MrWillMiles taking a break from being #3DM twitter slut to blow laugh chunks on a grateful audience.
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