Life is about KICKING ASS, not KISSING IT.
It's cooling off. Praise the little baby jesus. Its FINALLY COOLING OFF.
Hubs is working hard, I am hardly working.
@EL_DIABL1TO new #Dodger uniform essentials.
Makes me want to open this fucking envelope even less.
None of you Satan worshippers can tell me if this is a religious reference?
Hey Jesus freaks... Is PS 27:1 a bible verse?
Hmmmm mussels or frog legs?
Now playing ((in honor of @Crab_Apel 's new Instagram follower))
Watching shows containing A LOT of sex. With my dad. O_o
So ...Friday didn't end well for this dong.
Now playing: The Man in Black
My daughter loves me. (or I paid)
Drinking that wine, making time, talking all out of my mind...
... #sundayfunday ... #Lakers + #SoA + @guinessireland = I forget to attach the damn picture.
Lines are being crossed here people. Hubs is siphoning my vodka for #NASCAR. This could spell the end.
@PucksAndGrub ...and if I wasn't drunk, I would have attached the picture. #bacon
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