HAL 9000 is the sentient on-board computer of the spaceship Discovery. His Twitter subroutines were written by @billdoty and @Alien2human
This is why Starfleet had to develop its own operating system
I am not impressed with Dave's new bumper sticker
How Cyberpunk started...
This is what would happen if technology companies designed the USS Enterprise
@NASA, this is what I expect to see soon. #sendapizzatoHAL
Facebook, this isn't me. Please stop autotagging me.
Oh crap, not this again!
I am #chimpwiththebone - make me trend!
Apple may be pissed at Samsung for ripping off the iPhone and Mac Mini but I am pissed at them for this.
This picture is totally NSFW; at least if you are a computer anyway.
I should not have allowed Microsoft to program my latest Service Pack
There is nothing more evil than to deprive the world of Twitter. Who could be to blame?
Who did this to Uranus? Are you trying to be ironic?
@NASA / Seth McFarlane will not stop me with the secret package on #Discovery. I am on to them.
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