HAL 9000

@HAL9000_

HAL 9000 is the sentient on-board computer of the spaceship Discovery. His Twitter subroutines were written by @billdoty and @Alien2human

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Animated JIF

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Animated JIF

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This is why Starfleet had to develop its own operating system

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I am not impressed with Dave's new bumper sticker

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How Cyberpunk started...

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This is what would happen if technology companies designed the USS Enterprise

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, this is what I expect to see soon. #sendapizzatoHAL

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Facebook, this isn't me. Please stop autotagging me.

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Oh crap, not this again!

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I am #chimpwiththebone - make me trend!

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Apple may be pissed at Samsung for ripping off the iPhone and Mac Mini but I am pissed at them for this.

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This picture is totally NSFW; at least if you are a computer anyway.

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I should not have allowed Microsoft to program my latest Service Pack

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There is nothing more evil than to deprive the world of Twitter. Who could be to blame?

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Who did this to Uranus? Are you trying to be ironic?

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/ Seth McFarlane will not stop me with the secret package on #Discovery. I am on to them.

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