Craft beer, music fan, europhile, homo, vegetarian, bluegrass banjo novice, beard fanatic, #WoW GFantastic#2603 Civil Partner of @BigGayShaun
This might be one of the stranger spams I got today. Let's go to an auction of used abattoir equipment!
I think we can safely dismiss any statement that starts with "FACT" in brightly coloured capital letters.
Here's a photo of @BigGayShaun and me at @tramlines last year. Summer's coming :D :D :D
An hour later, a third try, with spelling corrected. LOL.
They had 2 tries. Here's the other. Not quite as awful but still pretty bad.
Someone, entirely unsolicited, has sent me a new logo for my shop that they designed. LOL AT HOW AWFUL IT IS
On 1st of February, Open Office always does this to me.
@BigGayShaun Did you say… sparkle?
Hi Barclays. I don't want to Download the app. I want the button underneath that. What should I do?
Here comes Damo! The beariest of all Olympians!
Ornamental brassicas look great but smell a bit like farts.
Here's a crudely derived picture of the recession. Graph of my shop's turnover, growing fast until spring 2009.
I made this a few months ago. I don't think I ever got round to showing you all. #fb
@TomTheCub Whenever I read about Avengers lately, I always think of this first , then get disappointed. :-(
For a short while in the 90s I had an excellent Carter USM hairdo.
See what I mean. Utter utter cnuts.
I think I look pretty hawt. What do you reckon?
@bentpitch How's that?
Who wants to see a picture of me in 1989 with my Morrissey-inspired quiff?
Ooh, phishing email pretending to be from Apple. Careful, folks!
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