Holy shit...everyone who just updated their iPhones, swipe from the top left of the screen on down...MAGIC:

The horrifyingly awesome Stew Leonard's

Perfect day. Happy Fall.

R.I.P.

My much beloved, Daisy Duke, hillbilly-ass sister, @gabrielle__says.

A shining @goldieglocks, upon a hill.

Apple-razzi.

My daisies!

So, uh, in case you guys were wondering? There is a God. Exhibit A-->

@RicTheFinagler Do it.

The afore-twote--@DiDiM102's soon-to-be-infamous birthday kitty litter pudding. I'm an evil culinary genius.

@RicDiggler Not at ALL, re: the straw. Chalking that shit up to a little kid's artistic license. Proof:

How my kid sister sees me, apparently--tits, boots, and a @sixpoint. Could be worse, I suppose.

Skype with Gabbie! #sisterdate #showusyourboobs

This was inevitable.

Getting desperate on the disabled L, #freeWiFi edition.

Sister pile!!!

Drunk train warrior. Ooh-rah.

HashtagRAD.