Chris H.


Minnesota expat - I publish semi-intelligent stories for The Daily Gopher & Off Tackle Empire - Extremely tall goofball who enjoys Zubaz, bourbon, and golf.

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Bill Murray gonna Bill Murray everyone. #CollegeGameday

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"I'm gonna block him!" davidpollack47 #clemsoningfan #CollegeGameday

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Gorgeous day to watch a football game from the tailgate lot.

#Gophers goal GIF catchup, Justin Kloos edition. #prideonice

  • 293 days ago via site
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Catching up on #Gophers goal GIFs. Here's Sam Warning's nifty move. #prideonice

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GIF of the sick Ambroz goal. #prideonice #Gophers

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Oh hai there delicious molten cheese! #nomnomnom

#QBGAZE2013 is officially here friends. And you know what? I don't care. Minions, share your excitement!

  • 313 days ago via site
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Great work today #Gophers fans!

Ha ha bees. Kiss my ass.

The DTW tunnel decided to go full evil red with accompanying music when we entered.

Today seemed like a good day to follow Woodford with rum diet doubles. Love that 1st class #drunj you guys.

No better phone background for the start of a season! #BrickByBrick


I love our work kickball tournament. Ridiculousness FTW.

Football is here! Someone make sure to tell Mankato Jesus to watch out for Lattimer though.

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Is it possible to have too much #Gophers stuff? This Kleenex holder says no.