I apologise in advance.
Well, if it's a publicity stunt, it's worked on me. Here's a picture of the attack
Voted no (via @ContinentSimian)
Oh, nothing. Just hanging with my bro, Anthony Hopkins.
If you have to write 'polite notice' at the top, then it really isn't a polite notice.
Amazon are adorably worried about the security of my single roll of magic whiteboard
"Chanel Number 5. Inevitable."
I knew pizza was missing something!
Neil Hannon celebrating his birthday with us at the Royal
Festival Hall. Couldn't resist taking a pic during encore
Aphex Twin releases folk album!
Haha. This doesn't stand up so well either.
Look who just turned up in 'Dodgeball'!
"Where are you supposed to look?" - @hellycake, just now
Don't ever fart when watching 'Horrible Histories' with District 3. They hate that. #xfactor
Quite RT @aljwhite: renders this ironic as @shivmalik1 points out
Look at that fuckin' BASTARD. When I met him, he was a fuckin' WAITRESS
For a second I thought they'd done a musical of Richard Attenborough's 'Magic'!
"THE NEW PHONEBOOK IS HERE!"
@neillcameron my daughter (7), huge fan of yours, said it was ok to send you this. 'The Girl Who Loved Halloween'
What's really annoying about the song: no subtlety. Everything is very "on the nose"
Bond songs used to be so much better (via @Fancy_Clown)
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