I apologise in advance.
All right, that's enough of that. Attack, Bonnie, attack!
Portrait of my darling @hellycake
Here you go
I realised last night...Daniel Craig is the first alien James Bond.
A selection of answers to my last tweet #heteroHeath
Switched to a news channel and saw this. Turned it off quickly so I wouldn't hear explanation of the caption.
@rhodri Please tell him thanks for the flowers!
This is a serious piece of art in a respected restaurant. I SHIT YOU NOT.
One reason I love Twitter. Today I got to meet Green from Scritti Politti, and he's not even on it. (Long story)
What's wrong with this picture?
I'm sorry, but...what?
Thanks, @ciaranbradley! Your alternative title for Jacqui Smith's porn documentary is today's winner!
Totally forgot I had this album!
Here! RT @needcaffeine: where's Gromit?
Aardman visitors are asked to do a fingerprint portrait for the canteen...mine was terrible (not pictured)
Look where I am!
"My husband cracked one out to a mucky video, and now I have to pose for degrading photos like this"
I realised something this week.
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