Typical twenty-something burnout. Lover of music, movies, sports, and video games. Run-on sentence enthusiast. Current one-legged handstand world record holder.

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It's so friggin' green out.

In celebration of the new Muppet teaser, I'm unleashing my inner Animal.

Thanks for the #FF man! And I'm not scurrd of Raptor Jesus.

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My new shirts. Yes, I'm 24. #toysruskid

These exist and they're pretty great. #oreos

Even the worst heroes need to match. Which flavor do you prefer we lace up and kick ass with? #teamwork

Hot date in tonight. Dinner and a movie. Gonna watch Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. #Troma

I love #FightClub! :)


Pinocchio "Lie to me" boxers. Figured you might get a kick out of this. ;)

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Us with Deftones. I was told not to block Chino from their pic.

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Oh, so we drank with Chino and Abe last night. #NBD

The newest addition to my wall of awesome sauce: autographed setlist from last night's Deftones show

Tonight. That's what is up.

Cinco De Mayo with class.

Free moustache ride on the Green Line.

Our view of Pesky's Pole.

View of the plate from our seats.

View of the Monster from our seats.

Now *that's* a setlist.

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