General of the Thundering Herd AT-AT squadron with a penchant for killing, womanizing, and comedy
#tbt Haha.. hey you fat Rebels you're running the wrong way. The Battle is this way!
Having trouble scoring men? Try sending this little card for #ValentinesDay You will thank me later.
Sent a totally unsuspicious xmas tree to the Rebels as a peace offering for the holidays. photo credit: @Ms_Melee
I don't know if anyone watched the @ColbertReport last week but they desecrated my honorable face.
The Rebel Base is on Dantooine huh?
Luke, you are allowed to open one present on Christmas Eve. You will find it on a tarp in the below coordinates.
AT-ST tree fort... you may fire when ready.
Yes, I shot them all because I thought it was the Rebel logo. Besides that Last Airbender shit is way too Jedi-ish
Hope everyone likes my new slippers and no they are not knock-offs, but authentic baby wookie heads. #starwars
Apparently, it's free donut day at the Imperial Enlistment Center. And no that is not a pic of the Death Star!
I wish Google Maps would update their damn photos! How is a General suppose to navigate this galaxy?
I would volunteer to throw myself into the rancor trap if I had to watch you try to dance sexy... #starwars
These men may look like assholes but great work on the jedi child abduction. #starwars
Everyone is posting their favorite jedi pictures. I want to get in on the action. #starwars
I have added another weapon to my aresenal. Killing you with cholesterol.
@hothiceplanet Keep reaching for the forest moon of Endor. -Veers
Unbelievable, I said we are going to Tatooine dress appropriately. And read the whole memo!We aren't on vacation.
Photo evidence of them not walking single file to hide numbers. I told you we didn't murder those jawas. #RebelLies
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