Ain't no nice guy.
"That's a raccoon drinking grape juice." -Daughter
Surprisingly frank headline
That's a great idea iPhone, I'll go back the way I just came and take the midtown tunnel instead.
Does Green Goblin shop at Village de Valeurs?
In this picture, Spiderman seems to be saying to the reader, "Can you believe this shit?"
To the people who scoffed when I said doo wop is Sambo shit
The fate of most wine fridges
The world's least interesting book
Just jumped into a rickshaw and yelled, "Take me to the Slave Market." #Charleston
You know those people who loved SXSW so much they moved there? They're in hell
So sick of this guy giggling at fart jokes
Pigeon who just landed in front of my desk thinks he's Batman.
Ask me for some one more time and this whole cone is going in your fucking face!
Having this in Us Weekly is like crossing streams in Ghostbusters.
Previous Tweet was dreaming of 32 MPG
Funny doc about an extremist Muslim dad
Dolce & GaJabba
Ha ha. The Empire State Building's a fag
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