If you are reading this, you're bio-curious.
So, this just appeared in my shaving mirror...
@heloukee This is a 'Newton's Cradle'.
Always think this house on my street looks a bit gormless...
Seriously dude, it was just a small fart and I apologised. Let it go...
Every day I walk past this and every single day my brain mumbles: 'Robo-Koala' at me.
*sigh* Think Georgia O'Keefe has been pissing about with my socks again.
This pub is the laziest Transformer ever...
Unbelievable scenes up here in Manchester, right now...
...in the same way that Guantanamo Bay is a 'Shelter for the Overly Relaxed'.
1) Doesn't scan.
2) Fuck off.
@lexlovesphysics Nothing yet, it's got these slotty things, see? Might put sweets in there. SWEET TARDIS! Oh yes.
CHARITY SHOP TREASURE! £3.49, the lot. Bargainorilliant.
"Arrrrrrrrrrgh! NO! PLEASE DON'T LIGHT THE CANDLE! NOT AGAIN!"
Wish I'd been around to witness this decision being made...
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