If you are reading this, you're bio-curious.
Still, at least it's sunny...
Well, that's nothing to brag about...
@mattleys I keep thinking that thing is you, hurry up!
@BenedictFarse Assuming the words were all plummeting a line apart? Didn't work on my app...
Ugh. Fucking Goatse, man...
Tree Staring's popularity continues to decline, despite the beautiful weather.
When life gives you...
@clarerobbo Don't worry, I managed to swap it for this...
No idea what this is, but I'm weirdly tempted to steal it...
"I wonder what Roman Abramovich is texting..."
"So, I'm a "No Entry" sign"?
"..and you're one too"?
"What does the green guy do"?
"It's a tree, Kev".
I love that the emergency switch for the fire alarm in my building looks like it thinks the siren is too loud...
Not sure being called a harpy by the local paper is a present she wants...
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