Don't you know who I am?!
I've had more fun afternoons, if I'm honest.
Clumsy headline typo in last week's @buryfree Press: #sackthesub
Someone call these guys & find out WTF a laser dozer is. #ifyoudare #frightened
Right, well, that's me sorted...
@DickieMeaden Wish I knew where mine went. I've had to buy them all again...
This reminds me of that time the handle came off my toolbox. #arse
3rd place. Actually quite surprised!
This cheerleading comp is exactly how you'd imagine it: full of bitter, balding mums who want to kill each other.
Venus de Misnow
Easy way to tell you're in Suffolk... #mutants
Is this a trick..?
Uh-oh. Knobhead alert!
@NathanFreke You think that's difficult, you should try this Boob Cube I got for christmas. #ridiculous
Just found remains of my Lego track car, minus engine & wearing dodgy bodykit... #wastedonkids #lookssalvageablethough
Great... #longday #officeageddon
@ChrisGurton Mostly, yeah, but frankly that's the least of my worries...
Ok, quick show of solidarity with @ChrisGurton: #infairnesssomechicksactuallydigthisshit
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