An endomorphic mountaintop water drop who tells jokes for money and/or chicken strips. I follow back on twitter and in real life. Booking: email@example.com
@eerriiccaa who knew?
Ducks scare the shit out of @onshakyhills...
Somebody is duckin' hungry.
Are you sure you're open? Because you don't look like you're open.
Hey Kendra, is it okay if I flip you off because I hate bad grammar?
I may or may not have eaten this whole thing in one sitting.
This guy is wearing a pink shirt and sporting a faux-hawk... that's what I call confidence. #baller
This is happening.
The lighting is bad, but is it just me or does @diswiz316 look uncomfortable? #closetalker #drunk
These douche bags love beer pong.
This picture only makes @onshakyhills 50% happy. #viva #custodian
This message will make you a little uncomfortable upon returning to your car. Andover IS a bad neighborhood.
If it wasn't raining so hard I'd go tell my neighbor his car window is down.
It's hard out there for a pimp.
The comedically flawless @TeedleJay doing his thing.
@flocksea We really are at OC. Why would I lie?
These two people are clearly on their way to a beauty pageant.
Here is the only picture of me that you will ever find where I am wearing athletic apparel.
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