Anonymous Fleet Street reporter. Often sarcastic, occasionally right. Fox (n) carnivore of genus vulpes; crafty person; scavenger; (vb) to confuse; to be drunk.
Colleague has her Christmas boots on (pls ignore cum stain):
Ooh lovely electric blanket. Night all x
Hello my beauties.
Well known fact that cheese protects you from drunkenness.
Feel so tired. Night all xx
Not currently feeling my best :-(
BONG BONG BONG BONG!
*waves* Morning Nelson!
New Look wins again. Doesn't matter they're suede, cos £20 is the same as free...
@DIMBLEBOT As promised, fox and melons (genuine pic).
HUZZAH! Does this mean I win?
It's all glamour, this reporting lark.
On way into town. Only been wearing them five mins but already regretting these shoes:
Poor Alf. I wonder how he realised?
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