Fiona Jordan

@Feeeooownaarrh

I wish I could be a unicorn with rainbow hair and laser eyes that shoots glitter into homophobes hearts to make them love everyone.

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My little pooface is 8 today!!

I'd photoshop my face into all the movies. Like that dude did with Mr. Beans face...

' cool brother gave me these amaaaazing gifts one year for my birthday and I still haven't gotten over it

I think the internet is fibbing about you. Unless you got a new face? #SillyInternet

Maybe this means I will be able to make my dream come true and, one day work with the Queen of Comedy: !

today is our 4yr twitterversary. I've sent 5trillion bouquets of flowers to the whole of America for you

Using my partners love of to make her jealous haha. #SheIsNotImpressed

Happy Mother's Day from me and my mum ❤️

Happy Easter :) I hope we all get super fat!

Got a weird lump in my foot...can't wait to meet my twin! #MyBigFatGreekWeddingLogic

I should have thought of that instead of going as a Who from Whoville #FlappyFace

Still haven't gotten over Adele Dazeem.

just in case you wanted to know, this is your Travoltafied name. I haven't gotten over Adele Dazeem yet.

my sweetheart proposed to me on the beach yesterday straight after we went skydiving!

my sweetheart proposed to me on the beach yesterday after we went skydiving! http://twitpic.com/dvo7l8

my sweetheart proposed to me on the beach yesterday after we went skydiving!

my sweetheart proposed to me on the beach after we went skydiving! Pics b4&after: http://twitpic.com/dvo7hf

my sweetheart proposed to me on the beach after we went skydiving! Pics b4&after:

Introducing Clarabelle to ' twitter #CoolBaby. Her twin, Sophie preferred me singing showtunes #AlsoCool.

you tease me with your talk of floral balls and then this happens: